February 2012
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds. →
funniest10k:
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
“Socializing is as exhausting as giving blood. People assume we loners are...”
– Anneli Rufus (via fdunphy)
“Have a mind that is open to everything, and attached to nothing.”
– Tilopa (via moreofamore)
potatosac:
*uses humor to cover up sadness*
crackercolfer:
breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11
1612th:
throwing paint on grass and actually watching paint dry and grass grow at the same time would still be more interesting than going to school tomorrow
friend: hey give me a list of some good songs to listen to
me: *hands over 500 page book*
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
who-is-vampire-weekend:
i was a loner
i was just
waiting.
by my
self.
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: touching
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
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